This blog was started as a response to Mark Liberman of Language Log’s call to arms. The name was already registered, the hosting was cheap, and my time was valueless. A legend is born!

I can be reached at email hidden; JavaScript is required. (Why do I fearlessly post my e-mail address on-line? Because I have a little secret.)

I am getting a PhD at Penn a postdoc at Princeton an assistant professor at Pomona College. I am also a smugatarian.